TMI

Today I’ve:

• Let the dog out at 3am for a random, but apparently urgent need to pee
• Woken up to horrible cramps and heavy flow
• Tried to coach (while soothing and encouraging) RR through a constipated bowel movement
• Given RR half of a suppository due to said constipation
• Put ear drops in my wife’s ear because she has an ear infection
• Dropped RR off at school, where she refused to walk in on her own, due to feeling sad (I don’t blame her)
• Dropped my wife off at the doctor’s office for ear infection (her) and constipation (RR) remedies and treatment suggestions
• Took my cat to the vet for a vaccine and post-nasal-infection check-up
• Drove to work
• Biked from my parking spot to a local sandwich shop, where I bought lunch for myself and my wife
• Sat down at my desk (now, here at noon)

No one on Facebook needs to know all of this, and Twitter is just too damn limiting in characters.  That said, I need a drink.  Criminy.