Pack ‘N Play
OK, so here’s where things might get a little inappropriate. NSFW, even! I know.. me? NSFW? Who knew?!
As we’re poking around registries and baby websites (I know, maybe we should actually meet with the OBGYN first, but who’s judging?), we’ve stumbled onto these playpens called “Pack ‘N Plays,” which not only makes us giggle outright, but may require us to refer to them by another term (um, playpen?) if only because, before this prenatal life of ours, a “Pack ‘N Play” used to refer to something oh so completely different.
Lesbians, you know where we’re going here, I trust? Straight folk, brace yourselves. See, the Pack ‘N Play (here’s where we’re NSFW) we were formerly familiar with is a type of silicone penis used to pack with (as in, tucked in your pants) and play with (as in, well, no longer in your pants, but ideally in someone else’s). As you can see, talking about adding a Pack ‘N Play to our registry not only makes us laugh out loud, it makes us wonder if we’re even slightly fit to be parents.