Well, at least I was never butch, pregnant, AND looking for swimwear, right? Swimwear for plus-sized butches is hard enough! Back in January, we start swimming lessons with RR. While my wife sported her perfect-fitting black swimsuit, I wore a spare swimsuit we had tucked away: a two piece tank top brown/teal item. Even though [...]
Archive for the ‘clothing’ Category
3 Sep
Wardrobe Change
I start back to work on Tuesday of next week, which means I have to take between then and now and do a serious wardrobe assessment. Or, shall I say, reassessment. Seeing how I’ve now just been able to wear pants that have a button (thanks, C-Section scar!), I’m about to dive into a five-day [...]
24 Feb
Clothing Success? Could It Be?
Fine, I know I said I was going to stop talking about clothes, but maybe I’ll break the code of silence long enough to talk about some tiny butch maternity wear triumphs. Yes! Triumphs! No – not about shirts. The shirts still suck, but I will address two successful clothes purchases: 1) undershirts (which are [...]
17 Feb
Where does George Washington keep his armies?*
Yesterday was the last day I could wear my beloved blue non-maternity sweater. Every time I went to the bathroom and caught a glimpse of myself in profile, it was a little horrific. There’s just not enough fabric, folks, to cover what’s happening down there in bellyland. See ya in the fall, blue sweater. With [...]
26 Jan
Periwinkle
Well today I broke in my first maternity shirt. Gasp. It’s a periwinkle sweater with a white button-up collar. Let me tell you, folks, nothing says hotsexybutchlovin’ like a periwinkle sweater with a pouch for your belly. I don’t know how I can keep my wife’s hands off me. And you people Googling “butch maternity [...]
